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Meet the Real-Life Barbie Doll


#5 Her Diet

To keep her waist so tiny, Valeria lives on strict diets. She went on a juice-only diet for four months to detox before switching to a water diet. Talk about dedication to her cause.

Valeria lives on a liquid-only diet. In the past, she has also done a raw meat diet. She credits raw meat to helping her stay thin all year long. We’d credit raw meat to being thoroughly disgusting.

#6 Her Figure

What everyone wants to know is how Valeria got her Barbie-like proportions.She maintains that she has only had one plastic surgery; her breast augmentation. Apparently, the rest of her body is natural. To achieve her ridiculously tiny waist, she works out at the gym every day.

When some people have waist-trimming surgeries, they can elect to have the false rib removed. Controversy has surrounded her waist size. Experts just don’t see how it’s possible for her waist to be so slim without having some ribs removed. We quite agree. Whether they’re right or not remains to be seen. Valeria’s keeping mum about any waist alterations.


#7 Her Face

Valeria admits that she’s had plastic surgery done to help her look like Barbie. Her face however, is said to be her own. She uses heavy makeup to achieve a Barbie look. Valeria also wears blue colored iris-enhancing contact lenses on top of her natural green eyes.

Normal men don’t have the patience to wait for a woman to “put on her face”. Imagine waiting for Valeria to put hers on! She uses thick makeup to look the way that Barbie does.

#8 Her Hobbies

Her hobbies include meditation, spiritual practices and mountain hiking along with her husband. She believes that she’s from a different universe and that she can stop eating food and live off of solar energy. To each their own, we guess.

She believes that people can leave the physical body to travel to their spiritual body. Transcending worlds allows people greater freedom and huge potential, in her opinion. She also goes out to make appearances as the Human Barbie, of course.

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